How do you make a clock mad?
You tick it off.
or how about
What do excess calories turn into?
A weight lifter.
an even better one
Why the lady didn't buy the swimsuit...
(I'm sorry to have to post this but if you truly want to experience
life around here, it's imperative that you be exposed to
the 12-14 year old boy humor that we are forced to listen to
at all hours of the day.
And just think, there's an entire book